They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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