so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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