i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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