do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
The ass gains better be worth it
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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