its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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