the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I believe in your delicious
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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