I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
how drunk are you?
Several
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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