Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
