he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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