Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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