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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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