im about as happy as oj after his trial
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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