True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
