No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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