Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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