3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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