U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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