Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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