did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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