So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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