Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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