Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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