Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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