I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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