I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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