ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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