nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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