You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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