U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
