Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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