just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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