Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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