It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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