your room smells of hookers.
And success
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
People in love make me want to vomit
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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