i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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