Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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