the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
