After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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