Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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