He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She told me I should be a condom model.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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