Christians are straight up FREAKS
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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