There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize