Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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