Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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