are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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