That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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