is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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