Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
