well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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