come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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