Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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