Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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