a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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