I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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