You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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