yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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