She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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