Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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