My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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