38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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